shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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