I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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