She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
You are a booty call, not a friend.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of j�ger and an empty bed here Friday.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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