My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
