don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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