so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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