i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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