There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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