Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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