How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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