i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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