my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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