Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
foreskin is a definite game changer
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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