I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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