YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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