why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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