We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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