That's intense
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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