Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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