turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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