Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Holy shit dude........stairs
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