he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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