What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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