yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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