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I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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