Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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