She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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