Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I fill condoms, not promises.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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