help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
It was a blind-side dick pic.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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