You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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