talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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