It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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