you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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