but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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