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Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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