so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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