I can't breathe out the right side of my face
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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