Where is the hickey?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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