just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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