did you get engaged???
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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