I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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