And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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