we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Randomize
