there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Randomize
