Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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