So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just want to make out with him forever
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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