From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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