I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Fuck appropriateness.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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