Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
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