I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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